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When a chick is riding a guy and then the guy grabs onto her hips and says, "I have AIDS." He then procedes to hold onto her for as long as he can.
"Uhn Uhn Uhn oh yeah baby do me hard...."
"I HAVE AIDS"
"AHHH LET GO YOU BASTARD AHHHHH"
by J-No May 4, 2003
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This set up requires four people, two in the closet and two having sex. When you are comfortable with your girlfriend you ask her if she would be willing to try anal sex. If she agrees, you just barely slip it in when your two buddies come jumping out of the closet with a stop watch and a video camera. If you can hold on for 8 seconds, you win.
Last night I performed the rodeo on my girlfriend, this morning she dumped me.
by pootnah January 12, 2006
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When a man goes to a bar and finds the fattest, ugliest female there. He then takes her home and proceeds to have sex with her. Right in the middle of intercourse, he tells her that she is the fattest, ugliest bitch he has ever met. He then tries to stay on or "ride her like a bucking bull".
Riding the rodeo can result in the loss of your scrotum.
by ReidBoy December 21, 2006
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Established by the Fox/Sauk indians of Mid-Michigan territory in the late 1700s. Used to describe a normal situation, such as the native buffalo rodeo in the area.
"Wow, i remembered everything but my dildo!" - guy one
"Well, that's how it goes in the rodeo." - guy two
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The Rodeo

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the act of doig a girl doggystyle and at the point of climax you lean over and exclame "i have aids" and try to stay on/in her for the full 8 seconds.
jeff- so i did The Rodeo last night.
bill- how did it go?
jeff- well...i fell of at 5 seconds
bill- aww man just 3 more seconds and you would have had it
by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009
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Shoot the Rodeo

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This refers to a tactic that B movies employ to fill out the run time. This can refer to stock footage that was purchased or stock footage that was filmed at a public event.
Human 1: “Did you see that shitty movie Twister’s Revenge?”

Human 2: “Isn’t that the one where they Shoot the Rodeo right in the middle?”

Human 1: “Haha, yeah. Comes right out no where too.”

In the documentary “Faces of Death” they don’t “Shoot the Rodeo” but use plenty of stock footage to pad out the time and have something visual on screen at all times.
by The Angry Pissedoff Gamer August 26, 2020
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Supplies: closet full of friends, Video camera, Timer, A
girl willing to take it from behind.

Instructions: Begin to Ass-fuck your girl.
Your friends hide in the closet with the Video
camera, and the timer.
When nearing orgasm, signal your friends to
run out of the closet filming the girl (bull)
and screaming wildly as if at the rodeo.
Start the timer.
Count loudly and try to hold on for your full
8 seconds.

The girl will try to cover herself up, don't let her. Keep riding her till the timer is up.
Guy: Call The gang together! we're going to pull The Rodeo on
my new girl!
Friend: Awesome! I'll call everyone, and get my timer!
Guy: Great! I'll get my camera and call the girl.
by Austin Peirce January 11, 2008
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