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Rito

An amazing small furry creature of Mexican decent; also a complement
ie. Aren't you a cute little Rito
by A Rito November 12, 2009
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Rito

An item rolled in a tortilla, usually a mut, cock or bur.
Josh would love a cok-rito. Or Tim makes good bur-ritos.
by fittyfitty April 7, 2009
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Mrs. Rito

A term for an English teacher. Not hateful. Just another way of saying English teacher.
James called his teacher Mrs. Rito, cause he was in English.
by 1786319082371273108937 May 24, 2013
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Rito strength

When you eat those good Doritos and you get the energy of a thousand Gods becoming unstoppable.
Joe put the skid steer away and let me lift that gurder, I just ate a family size bag and have that rito strength surging through me.
by Lifehell April 20, 2018
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Rito ce pula mea?!

"Rito ce pula mea?!" is a phrase commonly used by silver peakers in League of Legends when they can't admit to their own fault and blame the company riot games for their unfortune. This phrase is found greeting scenarios like :
-presumably unfair leveling system
-encountering smurfs
-presumably playing only against broken champions
Budus: "Coaie sa mor io iara ii cu 2 lvl peste mine deci io nu mai suport coaie ce-i asta, Rito ce pula mea?!

Toti: "Man invata cum funcioneaza lvling system-u"
by TsarTsar September 23, 2022
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RITO

A very out going, funny, and amazing in the sack man. He is a very strong minded and rather temperamental man. Even though he is usually a straight up type of guy, who most ppl might take as an asshole, deep down in there is the biggest heart you have ever seen any ,n,,&&dman have. He is generous in so many ways, and makes sure no one goes without while in his presence. He has one hell of a temper, so try hard not to piss him off because he will snap. I love him because he is a man that provides for his family and never let's them go without.hes not perfect but he is dam close.
Rito is my boyfriend, andi love him.
by M1aGonzales February 20, 2021
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Shoa-Sha-Rito

Derived from or abbreviated form of the word Shower. Originating in Cincinnati Ohio, this slang term has wide spread use in the language of young white males between the ages of 18-20.
"I'm going to take a Shoa-Sha-Rito man."
"Man, I'm about to take a Shoa-Sha-Rito"
by Charles Redman July 21, 2008
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