pulverize

when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl.

(can also be used as a noun)

verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."

noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"

by ATMJess June 15, 2007

pulverate

a combination of pulverize and some other word that i can't really figure out, used as an adverb or verb

lets pulverate that other team! oh wait, is that a word?

by someone named jess October 16, 2005

Dylan Pulver

Someone who is good at cards against humanity

OMG! Look at Dylan Pulver! He is winning our game of cards against humanity!

by dpulver94 January 22, 2014

penile pulverizer

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.

Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

pulverization

what i be doin to ma cock on fridays

- "yo bro tf u doing down in that room??????"
- "im experiencing pulverization"

by pixelpeak November 21, 2023