The Professor

The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.

Did you see The Professor!? My skull literally exploded from her sheer attractiveness!

The Professor by wingedcurse August 3, 2022

the professor

Street Balla from the And1 Mixtape Tour.

The professor just crosses a whole buncha cats and jaded them all.

the professor by hitokiri October 4, 2003

the professor

A drink consisting of Champagne, gin, and ginger ale, served at room temperature sometimes served with a potato chip garnish. It is believed that this drink causes an ability for the enhancement of abstract thought or "4 spatial dimensionality." This drink is to be consumed while pondering the significance of distance proportional redshift in the expanding Universe. It is a drink favored by members of the Hungarian royal family.

Crown Prince Elemer Gombos took a sip of the professor and declared his tessarect to be nothing but a singularity.

the professor by Frank W. Dux January 3, 2007

The Professor

A guy who you aren't participating friends w but your always nervous around him and have confusing feelings for him

I hate the professor so much but I dont know why im so nervous around him

The Professor by Rayford Campbell January 22, 2022

the hungry professor

The hungry professor consists of one member of a three way insisting upon wearing a shirt and tie during a Dirty Sanchez. This is often performed by members of the sex offenders list.

yo Pierre, Miss Wilkins, your mother and I performed the hungry professor the other night!

the hungry professor by XxxMax_NormanxxX May 27, 2019

The Nutty Professor

–noun, singular; Similar to the bodyshot; The ballsack is stretched and pulled slightly downward to create a bowl-like enclosure. A shot is then poured into the temporary enclosure and consumed by a classy woman.

The Nutty Professor: "I threw a formal dinner party last night. Since I was the host of the party, it was common courtesy to give out Nutty Professor's to every female guest."

The Nutty Professor by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010

The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

The Nutty Professor by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017