Professors are self-proclaimed intellectuals who are failures in the professional world.
While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.
The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.
Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.
The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.
Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
Professor Jones appropriated $100,000 to research if the poor performance of his class was due to his own incompetence. The results were inconclusive.
by Mr. Leung November 13, 2007
by hayden29 April 24, 2011
Professor is a term of respect given to pinao players in New Orleans. Originally, the term might have been bestowed ironically on the piano players playing in brothels, but has more general and nonironic use nowadays to refer to any type of soloist musician.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 19, 2009
Riding a chick doggystyle wearing nothing but loafers and reading glasses. While upon ejaculation, yell out "that's an A+" and smack her ass with a yardstick.
Turtle: "I cannot wait to get that fenix back to the schoolhouse and show her the professor"
Barber: "Yeah, she's got that A+ talent"
Barber: "Yeah, she's got that A+ talent"
by SallyBagsMcGee November 17, 2011
by One of the Forkers October 05, 2003
sometimes if insecure will attempt to break your spirits in front of the class if you have a different opinion.
But your spirits are much to wise to joust with the idiot that spends day in and day out boring the hell out of you and failing to contribute anything exciting, worthwhile, and positive to society. Not all professors are bad. some know that the educational system sucks.
If i had to teach kids to remember worthless information day in and day out. I'd probably be insecure about my actions as well.
If you have a professor that only gives a shit about his own weak ego, than i suggest you go to the higher ups and ask why they hired such an intellectual weakling to lead the mass of students that pay loads of money and aren't touched by a single word that comes out of his/her mouth.
But your spirits are much to wise to joust with the idiot that spends day in and day out boring the hell out of you and failing to contribute anything exciting, worthwhile, and positive to society. Not all professors are bad. some know that the educational system sucks.
If i had to teach kids to remember worthless information day in and day out. I'd probably be insecure about my actions as well.
If you have a professor that only gives a shit about his own weak ego, than i suggest you go to the higher ups and ask why they hired such an intellectual weakling to lead the mass of students that pay loads of money and aren't touched by a single word that comes out of his/her mouth.
I had philosophy class today, and my Professor choked after every one of my responses that countered an insight made by Kant.
My teacher sucks Kants dick and i don't. I appreciate what Kant has to say but will continue to think for myself.
My teacher sucks Kants dick and i don't. I appreciate what Kant has to say but will continue to think for myself.
by Lil' Dick yo September 25, 2013
A freaky looking person who spends hours, because they get paid,trying to convince you of the neccessity to read and understand weird stuff.
by Kalinago September 22, 2005