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Luck of the Pinch

1. When different highs are attained from smoking out of the same stash.

2. When you pinch from the stash and it seems a little stronger than usual, or has a different effect than the last time.
"Hey man I got really high last night.."
"Yeah I know, me too.. and we didn't even smoke that much."
"Ahh.. luck of the pinch!"
by katrell87 December 25, 2008
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Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!

A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010
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pinch the tip, then let 'er rip

Right before a man is about to ejaculate, he (or someone else) pinches the tip of his penis to stop the flow of the goods. Pressure builds, and right before his eyes are about to pop out he (or someone else) releases the shot which now has an extremely extended range of distance.
Jon: Dude, Jake! What the fuck is that hanging down from your ceiling above your bed?!

Jake: Awww shit, forget to clean up last night after trying to make some knuckle babies.

Jon: How the fuck did you get it up there?!

Jake: That's easy DUDE! Just pinch the tip, then let 'er rip!
by BigJuan55 October 16, 2014
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Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
by jake4d April 27, 2010
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pinch the pee pee

v.

To degrade oneself by making the small penis hand gesture and using only the thumb and index finger of that hand to masturbate one's small penis.
My wife only allows me to pinch the pee pee and dribble my scum in the toilet after her boyfriend has spurted his cum in her pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
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Pinch the loaf

One who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass.
Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party.
by Ultimate Brad November 17, 2009
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pinch the prairie dog

the act of separating shit from ones butt hole. allowing a precise and clean cut of the fecal matter completing it's journey to the toilet.
you- hurry up in there man i need to take a shower.
friend- dude i'm trying to shit.
you- pinch the prairie dog and hurry up washing your hands.
by moreau October 23, 2012
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