A sex act in which you get two fingers in the cooch and two in her mouth, then have a friend pop up from behind the dresser and take a picture of you holding her like a big ol' marlin.
"Did you show her parents the picture of "the marlin" you gave her last week?"
"Yea, they were all pretty embaressed, however i thought it was hilarious."
"Yea, they were all pretty embaressed, however i thought it was hilarious."
by Marlin Hunter January 29, 2009
Get the the marlin mug.When you cum in a girl's eye and while she's disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.
Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?
Guy 1: She was the marlin.
Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?
Guy 1: She was the marlin.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009
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well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.
by susanismyalias January 5, 2010
Get the blindsiding the marlin mug.A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.
Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch
by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025
Get the The Marlin .22 Rifle mug.Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.
“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”
by sammietwoton January 19, 2021
Get the pop the merkin mug.When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.
by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017
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