magic wand

a big ddob, usually at least 2 paps wide and 2 paps longs

puff on the magic wand

by Sk8ordie May 16, 2003

magic wand

a tool used by men to perform impossible tasks for their wives

Honey, When you come home from work could you fix my computer, I have two weeks worth of work that I have not
backed up and my computer says can't read drive C:
Sure, I'll make sure I bring home my magic wand.

by tnick November 11, 2005

magic wand

when you paint your penis to the colors of the rainbow and have sex. after sex you offspring will be colored

i had such a big magic wand, it was beautiful

by ad May 2, 2003

magic wand

wanna c. mine is a genius.

by afdq September 16, 2003

NEW MAGIC WAND

A new gun

Ayo Jacques, I just got a NEW MAGIC WAND

by Phangdude101 May 21, 2019

magic wand of charms

the act of putting lucky charms on your penis then fucking and girl in the butt then having her eat it off of your penis

Dude last night i gave my wife a magic wand of charms she seemed to like it a lot.

by xx Ice Bitch xx June 2, 2010

Magic Meat Wand

The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.

I love everything about you, including your magic meat wand.

by Jordan Rivers July 13, 2010