the smelly machine gun 

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.

Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!

the smelly machine gun by Plummdogg January 10, 2021

Sledgehammer to the coin machine 

When a sledgehammer is swung willy nilly like towards the genitals of another person.

"Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."

Sledgehammer to the coin machine by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022

The Soda Machine 

When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).

The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...

The Soda Machine by Magnus69 April 12, 2008

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine 

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

singing into the pink karaoke machine 

Giving head, a blowjob

That was the great thing about Janet, she loved singing into the pink karaoke machine

singing into the pink karaoke machine by Nabomb July 31, 2007