hairy

Undesirable young woman from Glasgow. Commonly (although not necessarily) from the schemes, usually fat and hacket with a perm. Can become worryingly attractive after the consumption of copious amounts of booze, with potentially alarming results.

Tam had a taste for adventure and knew the risks of landing a hairy in the sack during a night out in Paisley

by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008

Hairies

Your two hairy balls. Your boys. Your fuzzy coin purse. The curlies.

Did you have a chance to see Big Eck's Big Hairies?

Man, my hairies fuckin stink today! Someone hand me the ball bucket - I need to dunk these boys!

Let me see those hairies. I want to see what kind of man you are.

by Shit heart May 28, 2021

Hairy

My brother

My brother is a hairy cunt

by anonymous September 6, 2022

hairy

hairy toys that make kids feel funny in a way that they just stop laughing when there hairy toy dies

DUDE that toy is sopooooooooooooooooooooooo hairy im dying in laughter thank you mr.drops

by NotArben June 14, 2019

hairy

strong white cider, sold in litre bottles.

'who mate you gannin' to the shop for a bottle of hairy'

by Tyne & Wear posse July 29, 2006

Hairy O

The patch of hair located around the butthole. Or an unshaven sphincter ring.

Dude have you seen Kristys Hairy O?

I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

hairy goat

An Indian girl's hairy vagina.

I was gonna go down on Ali Baba, an then I realized I had a hairy goat to deal with

by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015