checking the cobbler

to drink or get drunk

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler

by who r u to be askin me that May 14, 2011

the cobba himself

The Cobba who introduces the word Cobba to his closest cobbas

And most important the Cobba Himself will be there

by Vit November 20, 2018

the Cobbler effect

When you leave a movie for a short while, only to come back and not understand the story anymore.

"Damn, I just wanted to go pee and now the Cobbler effect is in full swing."

by 4bodysolution March 25, 2024

The cobblers bootlace

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.

''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''

by the grim truth April 12, 2025

Going up the cobbler

A euphemism for a casual sexual liason with a Scottish lass.

I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.

by MountainEar January 23, 2023

Doing a thief and the cobbler.

When you are about to cum but it gets butchered by someone coming in

Yeah,I Doing a thief and the cobbler. yesterday

I misspelled it on purpose so I could get it in the example

by What’s your handle321 January 24, 2024

The Boston Cobbler

Stretching the womans anus from anal sex, then puking inside of her asshole, then topping it off with jizzing inside also to complete the combo creating the cobbler effect.

I stretched her ass, barfed in it, then jizzed in it.
The boston cobbler at its finest.

by like a little blowjob April 3, 2008