Smash The Castle Towers

The act of 2 men smashing their penises together.

Jeffrey rammed his penis into Todd's to perform the "Smash the Castle Towers".

by 69sofine May 9, 2014

storming the castle

putting the moves on a girl, seducing a lady friend in hope of getting some.

I was storming the castle last night with Jen.

by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 12, 2007

The Don Tony and Kevin Castle show

A weekly podcast that talks about WWE, TNA, Indy Pro Wrestling news and analysis, plus mainstream entertainment, news, sports, pop culture talk, and lots more!

"The Don Tony and Kevin Castle show contains explicit language... but just because you're mature doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty"

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

Storming the Castle

"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.

Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.

My cat, Meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.

by bdjgagarin June 15, 2011

Siege the castle

A game where one person clinches their butt cheeks while the other tries to penetrate them.

I was trying to siege the castle, but I wasn't making any ground.

by Riq1982 November 1, 2017

Storming the Castle

Bursting through the door and taking a picture when a friend is hooking up with a questionable member of the opposite sex.

You should have seen the look on Kyle's face when we were Storming the Castle while he was hooking up with that fat chick.

by ptizz July 25, 2009

Storming the Castle

Having forceful (yet consensual)relations with another.

He stormed my castle all night, and it was so good, I'm not walking right tomorrow!
She gave me the green light, I'll be storming the castle tonight...

by StefaniaDarling June 23, 2015