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State of the Ark

1. Any item that is new or technically advanced.

2. A new building in a community that is vastly superior to all other buildings already present.
The university is building a state of the ark scoreboard in the stadium.
by Philo Beddoe February 5, 2010
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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Raiders of the Lost Ark

One of Harrison Ford's finest motion pictures
Harrison Ford plays Indiana Jones in raiders of the lost ark.
by n8boi02 February 6, 2005
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Raiders of the Lost Ark

One of if not THE greatest movie of the early 1980s. With the one of the greatest theme songs EVER. With the 007 theme coming in at a very close second.
Raiders of the lost ark has one of the greatest theme songs EVER recorded.
by moviefan643 January 31, 2005
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Raider Of The Brown Ark

30 something balding bread bitch who likes to penetrate loaves of Mighty Soft with his white-bread limp cock. When he's not delivering loaves of cum dripping crumpets to the unsuspecting public, he's jacking off to the latest spread-eagle internet shots of Miriam's massive love train. A general fuckwit.
That Fox is such a Raider of the Brown Ark! Did you see the way he was checking out Wilcox's ass?
by ABFS July 2, 2004
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Shining the Holy Ark

A game on the sega saturn, in my opinion one of the best games ever created
Hey lets go play Shining the Holy Ark
by jdfikbivobgfsvbnfgibngftohnbio December 10, 2009
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Noah's Ark - The Short Version

ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D
"Let's see Noah's Ark - The Short Version."
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
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