X Men

When you and a friend go into the bathroom and cross pee streams to form an X shape.

Hey Dontae wanna go X Men?

by MR.C00L88 December 16, 2018

X-men

A bunch of badass mutant cunts that always fucking win. With the creepy pervert Charles Xavier who pervs in peoples minds and Scott Summers who will burn your tits off cause his a fucking pervert. Jean Grey who can lift little girls into the air to look under their dresses and Wolverine who will cut you panties open with his claws... X-men? More like Perv-men

Omg, stop X-mening in my window.

by Waaaht, no way July 20, 2014

x-men

a guy especially an ex boyfriend that does not have his shit together and has no direction, immature guy in his 30's, a jobless 30 something male

i don't talk to that dude he is part of the x-men crew

by junkie45 July 8, 2011

X-Men

When 2 bros sit side-by-side facing forward (sometimes in a moving vehicle), and use the arm closest to one another to reach over and give the other a hand-job. As this happens simultaneously, their arms cross each other, forming an "X," hence the term X-Men.

Dave and Josh were totally just caught playing X-Men in the front seat of my dad's car...

by T-Vo14 October 2, 2009

x-men

Term to describe transexuals or ladyboys

Tom "Check out those hotties"

Sean "Those ain't babes, they are X-Men"

by Seanhk April 16, 2006

X-Men

A bunch of overly muscular mutants who can't have sex because they might kill each other by means of explosion/touching/stabbing/electrifying/freezing/burning etc.

"How do the X-Men have sex? It fucking suck to be them!"

by bluesonic115 September 21, 2009

X-Men Unite

Said between friends when they coincidentally say the same thing at the same time. Kind of like jinx, without the bad luck. Friends also cross their arms to form an 'X' while saying the phrase. It's taken from the movie X3: The Last Stand.

My friends and I often think similarly, which leads to many X-Men Unite moments.

by el greco December 13, 2008