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The Water Spout

The act of inserting a straw into your lover's ass and then blowing cold water up the straw and into the anus. If done correctly, your partner should feel an incredible cleansing sensation.

But, beware of the backflow!
My girlfriend doesn't let me penetrate her ass with my cock, but she's not opposed to "the water spout".
by ColReb January 5, 2010
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The Water Balloon

When you get bored or tired during sex. Then you urinate inside your partner. While wherein a condom, so it fills like a Water Balloon. In order to fool your partner into thinking you ejaculated.
Last night during sex I was really tired, so I gave my girl the Water Balloon. Then I finished watching the Tonight show.
by Jamie 69 June 29, 2010
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The Water Fountain

Whilst having intercourse with your partner kneel down as if you are preparing for a blowjob and sneakily pull out a razer blade and slice your partners ballsack. Causing his sperm (and blood) to fall down like a water fountain.
I was chillin with my homie and he started going on a tangent about how his girl gave him The Water Fountain
by Kim jong uns nut December 6, 2019
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the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it
dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her
by doom308 December 24, 2010
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The Water Hole

by dicktoster May 7, 2019
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The Water Cycle

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.
Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.
by iLoveBeerAndDarts June 7, 2020
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the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
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