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Hit the tubes

"Man, those egg-and-cheese bagels are gettin' to me. I'm gonna go hit the tubes."
by Jonathan Nathan November 10, 2006
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The Black Tubes

A fictional band in the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh. They appear in the last episode of series three "Chokes". (working title "Theatre") The Black Tubes are played by British garage rock band the Horrors. Noel Fielding, one of the creators of The Mighty Boosh is known to be a big fan of the band. The Black Tubes are also characterised by their skin-tight drainpipe trousers.
Vince had to fit into those drainpipes to become a member of The Black Tubes.
by LeHitcher October 22, 2008
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the hollow tubes

A brass or woodwind instrument. Can alternatively be used as the plural form as well.
"Ayo wanna hang later?"
"Sorry brosky, I gotta play with the hollow tubes."
by jockerty April 4, 2019
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movement in the tube

Slang for needing to defecate or poop. Usually used when the urge is especially urgent.
Charlie: "Dude. Why is you're face so red???!!?
Noah: "Man, I had Japanese for dinner and there's definitely movement in the tube."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 3, 2018
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In the tube

Phrase meaning - Fully reachable through on-line chat, email, and phone. Typically used in an collaborative work setting to denote that you will be out of office, but easily reachable. Originating in the southeast, it may be a derivation stemming from the old office mail suction tubes - "able to be reached through the tubes".
by Bundas April 30, 2013
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The Tube

"The Tube" was made up by Brandon DiCamillo, who frequently talks about it on Radio Bam. The Tube is a long, clear plastic tube. It is used in a competition where two people, preferably men, insert an end into each of their anuses. Then they both defecate. The winner is determined by whose feces comes out the other side.
You lost at the tube
by Jessica Mdizzle February 27, 2008
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Juggling The Tube Steak

When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time
The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night
by SilencedVoices May 20, 2018
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