hit the slide

To quit one's job in truly stunning fashion.

Steven Slater was fed up of working for a--holes, so he hit the slide.

by dsfswdfsf August 10, 2010

hit the slide

quit one's job, particularly in a dramatic or spectacular fashion

Joe hit the slide when he quit by leaving the boss at the interstate rest stop on the way back from the conference in Tucson.

by boscojones August 11, 2010

on the slide

to do something in attempt to not get noticed

Don't even front. I seen you checkin' out ol' girl on the slide!

by qdmasta May 4, 2004

bottom of the slide

To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.

I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.

by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010

A poop down the slide

When something goes dwindling/spiraling down or declines at a moderate or fast pace.

Claryses career was a poop down the slide

by Ihatecookthedog December 24, 2014

Take the slide

To abruptly and publicly end your association with something, usually a job or relationship. Derives from former JetBlue airline attendant Stephen Slater's flamboyant exit from the industry, when he cursed out a passenger, grabbed two beers from the galley, activated the emergency slide and exited the plane.

If that a-hole Hanrahan makes me redo that report again, I swear to God I'm going to trash this place and take the slide.

Jenny threw a fit and said I had to go with her to that lame-ass Hummel figurines convention in Tulsa again, so I just grabbed my jacket and my toaster oven and took the slide.

by Wuzee August 11, 2010

Up and Down The Slide

Wanna Fuck?, Let's have sex.

Another term for fucking. If you want a guy to know that you want to fuck him, say this phrase and he'll understand you. Either that or lick your lips...

Oh, and if your guy doesn't understand this little phrase, he's on crack and he's lost his marbles!!! But...try to explain it to him.

Girl: "Hey baby."

Guy: "Hey, what do you want to do today?"

Girl: "I wanna go up and down the slide. Can we?"

Guy: "Sure, let's go!"

by Soulja_Girl December 26, 2007