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The Canadian Sizzler

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth
Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!
by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011
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the new york sizzler

when saliva is used as lube after drinking a lot of alcohol the alcohol in the saliva makes the vagina or what ever whole thats being used burn.
a guy takes a shot of everclear and then spits on his dick and rams it into a vagina causing a burning sensation for the girl in her vagina hence the new york sizzler
by mrx3 January 27, 2010
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the sizzle

So what's the sizzle?
by Chief Santana January 21, 2009
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Sizzle the bacon

When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .
James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!
by Ghost765 November 2, 2021
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sizzled on the grizzle

Teacher: So whats the only answer left John?

James: It be pi x 3

Teacher: Was I talking to you James? No I don't think so so you can just shut your mouth and stay that way.

Max: OHhhhh you just got sizzled on the grizzle!!
by You Know Im Hott July 23, 2007
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TheeSizzler

The best minecraft speedrunner to ever exist, but has terrible rng to make up for it.
Um, TheeSizzler is the best minecraft speedrunner? - illumina
by icecream222 January 24, 2021
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TheRizzler

TheRizzler was born January 1, 1. TheRizzler is a megalomaniac who a chick magnet, irresistible man that no man or women can resist having sex with this man One's ability to seduce a potential usually female love interest. TheRizzler became the president in the year 2151 by seducing all the goverment in one night. TheRizzler is the inventor of NNN(No Nut November) Just to make men and women suffer so they have to handle not being seduced by him.
TheRizzler seduced the entire world because nobody could resist his RIZZ!
by Dominicsexual January 25, 2023
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