The Retard's Gambit is when you hop into a game of ranked Leagued Of Legends and you seemingly get one of the worst fucking players you will ever meet ever in your team (especially high chances of happening in lower elos)
Guy: How was your ranked game bro?
Guy who got hit by The Retards Gambit: Yeah dude it sucked I got hit by The Retard's Gambit
Guy who got hit by The Retards Gambit: Yeah dude it sucked I got hit by The Retard's Gambit
by TheCockBuster July 15, 2020
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Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 21, 2024
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With The Great Grandie Reward System, individuals set specific goals and objectives, and every time they demonstrate positive behavior, they earn Grandies. These tokens are then placed in the "Grandie Goal Jar," a personalized container that serves as a visual representation of progress and achievement.
As the jar fills up with Grandies, individuals are motivated to continue their positive actions and strive for their desired rewards. The system also features the lovable character "Pandie," a charismatic red panda, introduced in the companion book titled "The Great Grandie."
The Great Grandie Reward System creates a nurturing and supportive environment that fosters self-discipline, responsibility, and self-esteem. It empowers individuals to take charge of their own behavior while promoting a sense of accomplishment and personal growth.
This innovative system is suitable for families, educators, and anyone seeking to create a positive and engaging environment to reinforce good habits and cultivate a culture of encouragement and positivity.
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