The Pirate 

While a man and woman are having sex, the man kicks the woman in the shin and cums in her eye. Causing her to wear an eyepatch

Jenny why are you wearing an eyepatch? This guy I fucked last night tried out this weird sex position called the Pirate.

The Pirate by Fara Kaner November 26, 2010

The Pirate 

Stated simply as any sexual arousal for a male to the point of ejaculation.
He then ejaculates into the woman's eye upon which she covers her eye with her hand. Immediately following, the male punches her in the stomach. At this point with her hand over her eye she yells, "ARGHHHHHHH"

-Timeline of Events

Male: "Oh baby, Oh baby!"
Male: *Squirt*
Female: "My Eye!"
Male: *Punch*
Female: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!

The Pirate by Zachry Diehl March 14, 2005

The Pirate 

1.This highly diffucult manuever to master is performed when one is having anal sex with his partner. When your about to cum you pull out and spti on her back so she thinks you came on her. Then when she turns around you bust in her eye, kick her in the shin, then punch her in the kidney making her go "arghh" with one eye closed a hand on her hip all the while bouncing on one leg.

2.Destroy Ninjas.

Chris:Dude, I heard Mel got the pirate last night...What the hell was Matt thinking?

Eddie:I know, she cant even sit right.

Chris:5 bucks says shes pissin blood.

The Pirate by Sir Bagguwell January 26, 2007

The Pirate 

When you're getting a blow job from a girl you wait until your about to cum and you ejaculate in her eye. After that you proceed to punch her in the eye, forcing her to wear an eye patch. You also kick her in the shin, making her hobble on one leg.

The Pirate by Shant April 3, 2003

The Pirate 

WHile getting a blowjob, pull out before cumming, cum in her eye, she will then cover her eye, then punch her in her stomach, she will have one hand on her eye and one on her stomach saying "arrr"

The Pirate by Anonymous August 16, 2003

The Pirate 

When a girl is sucking a dick. Then the guy squirts in her left or right eye. She stands up covers her eye and starts jumping around saying "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".

I used The Pirate on your mom last night.

The Pirate by Bert Goo 2 April 11, 2003

The pirate 

As you're doing her from behind spit on her back and pretend you are cumming....as she turns around, cum in her eye and watch her say argggg.

Last night I tried The pirate on your sister.

The pirate by Snatch master 7 July 23, 2017