the nate face

when you have a dull expression and slight confusion on your face. open mouthed, blank stare that is quite comical.

how to make the nate face:
step 1- say "wuuuuuuuuut" and leave your mouth open from when you said it
step 2- look blankly ahead of you

step 3- blink your eyes hard (as if you see the most amazing thing in front of you and cant beleive your eyes)
step 4- keep the face and blink locked in.

derived from Texas, the lonestar state. from a unique individual who was just so inspiring by making it that he made it popular around the tri-state area.

-see that guy over there?
~yeah, what about him?!?
-he's makin the nate face.
~oh yeah.. HA he's looking at that girl like he cant believe his eyes.
-he's totally rockin the nate face!! GET IT!!

by nate face rocker #1 July 23, 2010

The Names Section of UD

The section where all retarded dipshits write about their name and make themselves feel good.

TihspiD has a great personality and has a monster hulk dick and can fly around the world and beat Superman's dick faster than The Flash.

Derpina has a dirty vagina that everyone has banged harder than the boner I have in my pants right now.

Paulie:I just read The Names Section of UD and I found out I am a boss.
Guy: I found out you're a bitch on the definition below yours.

by DerpShiz January 4, 2013

the names

Page one of The New York Times, May 24, 2020 - a list of nearly 100,000 names of Americans who have died from coronavirus in the past few weeks.

She stared at the names. Some of them, she had known. More would follow.

by Monkey's Dad May 24, 2020

The Nate Wollenweber

You shit in your underwear then leave it in your room for the next week.

I did the Nate Wollenweber last night, now my room smells like shit.

by Drewsuckedmydicklastnight March 27, 2021

The Nate special

the act of getting pegged with your legs over her shoulders while you play with her titties

last night my tinder date gave me The Nate special, it was amazing

by Jerry mayn November 6, 2021

The Nate Method

shit in your friends nose

im gonna pull The Nate Method on francis

by hoodlum888 March 4, 2025

hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!

“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”

by Sam o shame ass July 5, 2021