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The Dirty Gold Miner

When you find a dirty homeless girl and take her home to clean her up. After she is throughly washed up you begin to get intimate once you have reached climax you yell Eureka!!
Hey see that homeless girl over there she’d be perfect for The Dirty Gold Miner.
by The-Hash-Slinging-Slasher October 22, 2025
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The Mierdas Touch

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.
by 10aflyGuy May 30, 2018
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The Milner Effect

The phenomena of an average person turning into an arsehole of epic proportions when near another specific individual
Oz: ' Why does he always act like a douche when he's around Sam? '

Adam: ' it's just the Milner effect '
by caffers88 March 20, 2011
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lol @ the miners

A common phrase used when you feel like laughing at miners.
Joe: "those Beaconsfield miners are my heroes!"
Logan: "dude. they pissed in each other's mouths..."
Joe: "lol @ the miners"
by mqrk February 7, 2008
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craving the mineral

to climb nearly 90 degree mountainsides to lick salt deposits off the stone
jimmy be craving the mineral,what a goat!
by 666CreativeUsername666 January 10, 2015
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Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
by Rallisman February 9, 2024
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