the master chief sucks at halo

one of the best halo-driven comedic videos on youtube, a must see for any Halo fans

The Master Chief Sucks At Halo
The Master Cheif Sucks At Halo 2
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3

make sure the author/director on the first and second ones is DigitalPh33r and for the last its Machinma

by IAmTheTruth December 9, 2007

The Master Chief

The Master Chief is done when the man is multitasking and having doggie style sex with his significant other, while playing halo 3. The man then proceeds to stick the controller handles into the ass and vagina cavities at the same time. Be sure to keep the buttons out so that you can finish the fight.

*Note: Experience may change during online play

I got a killtacular while giving my girl the Master Chief last night!

My girl got doo-doo on my controller when I gave her the Master Chief.

by Adam Kelm June 10, 2008

The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.

Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!

by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009

The Master Wisdom

Some arrogant douche who spends far too much time making definitions on Urban Dictionary. Clearly he is not as smart as he believes, and might need to check the definitions of root words before he starts running his mouth. He can usually be spotted in the natural habitat of his mom's basement with his head shoved up his own ass.

Guy 1: Why won't that guy shut the fuck up?
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche

by EkulNosnhoj November 17, 2011

The master of disguise

The act of making love missionary in a Little Tyke's turtle sandbox and pulling the shell lid up over your back.

Pat - Bro the neighbors were out of town for the weekend so I took my girl to their kids sandbox and gave her the master of disguise.

Q - Fucking awesome

Pat - Yeah I've still got sand in my knees

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

The Master Race

The epic battle between piss and flush. When you flush the toilet before you finish peeing and try to complete your urination before the toilet is finished the flushing process.

"I competed in The Master Race today but the toilet won...I guess I had to pee more than I had originally anticipated!"

by J Rizzy February 3, 2010

the master of time and space

someone who is above all others in the world

becker

someone who solves problems in a blink of an eye

he truly is the master of time and space

by the master of time and space June 11, 2008