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the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.
I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.
by JoeVirus November 24, 2006
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hermit the perverts son

hermirt the perverts son is hermit the perverts son
hermit the perverts son has a big shlong
by im gunna kms January 9, 2023
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The Hermatic Seal

Li Sket I'm her head the Hermatic seal
The hermatic seal, Li's slut I'm her head.
by MineOwedWu's August 11, 2021
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squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.
"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."
by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009
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The Stephen Herbits

Another name for Sticker's sarcoma. It's a sexually transmitted cancer found in canids. Basically, a tumor of the genitals in one dog about 10 thousand years ago mutated, making it able to live on indefinitely. Defined as a huge tumor, that’s a bleeding, cauliflower-shaped mass and the most attractive part is they're on dog dicks.
The Stephen herbits defined as a histiocytic tumor of the external genitalia of the dog and other canines, as the std that’s transmitted from animal to animal during mating.
by Yhcsfsgss July 2, 2024
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jojo's bizarre adventure: heritage for the future

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 未来への遺産, JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken Mirai e no Isan) is an updated version of the game, released on September 13, 1999, on the CPS-3W arcade system. This version featured eight additional playable characters and adjustments to the game for balancing purposes.

Also known as JJBA HFTF or just HFTF.
Doug: Yo, dude, wanna get whooped in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage For The Future

Joshu: For the last time Doug, stop saying the title of the entire game, you could just call it HFTF or something
by fourisunlucky October 27, 2020
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jojo's bizarre adventure: heritage for the future

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 未来への遺産, JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken Mirai e no Isan) is an updated version of the game, released on September 13, 1999, on the CPS-3W arcade system. This version featured eight additional playable characters and adjustments to the game for balancing purposes.

Also known as JJBA HFTF or just HFTF.
Doug: Yo, dude, wanna get whooped in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage For The Future

Joshu: For the last time Doug, stop saying the title of the entire game, you could just call it HFTF or something
by fourisunlucky October 27, 2020
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