Funky Monkey

the dankest weed youll ever smoke in your whole life for dam shore. only found in jedburg south carolina, youll be so high you shit your pants

i had to pay $100 an 8th for some funky monkey, but it sure was worth it

by bigDonkeyDick <=====3 September 24, 2009

Funky Monkey

1) A Monkey that likes to dance, jive and play.....(often with himself)
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin

1) "Wow look at that Funky Monkey go!!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"

by Liam again June 21, 2006

funky monkey

see funky gibbon

by elphant June 05, 2003

Funky Monkey

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

by UrBaN MoNkEy March 06, 2008

hunky funky monkey

a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.

hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.

by Brenda Ledwig March 21, 2007

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.

I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006

funky monkey dance

v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with in a particularly animalistic manner.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse in a particularly animalistic manner.

I walked in the room, and there they were, doing the funky monkey dance.

by Hairy Monkey April 15, 2006