The Hatboro Fairy

a mythical creature spotted around the suburban Philadelphia area know as "The Hatboro Fairy". In it's free time, The Hatboro Fairy snaps pictures of cute sailors in the Navy who dance on their ships to "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls. The Hatboro Fairy also hates metal.

"Look at that sparkly creature fluttering around, hes such a Hatboro Fairy"

"Me and my hunting buddy were in the woods of Hatboro hunting for "The Hatboro Fairy". We fell asleep and the next morning, our asses really hurt."

by LeesWalls June 9, 2009

The lube fairy

The lube fairy is the small creature who places bottles of lube and other necessities in your drawer whenever you need it.

The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.

"Yo how did this bottle of lube get here? "
"It's obviously the lube fairy who has been here!"

by Eline_is_a_panguin January 26, 2017

the sticky fairy

The Sticky fairy is when you wake up and sticky notes saying bad things about you and your mom are written and stuck all of you. You find out the next morning it was your dad.

Oh man I bob was telling me he woke up last night and the sticky fairy visited him

by The Sticky Fairy March 30, 2015

the tooth fairy

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.

My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy

by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013

The Weed Fairy

A mythological creature who flies around the world leaving weed in the old coat pockets and secret hiding spots of pot headseverywhere.

Dude! I was desperately needing a tokebut my stash was dry. I searched the house high and low and I even tried scraping the residue from the inside of the bud buster, but all of that had been smoked long ago. I was about to walk over to my dealer's house and beg, borrow or sell my soul for a joint. I put on my coat and as I checked my pockets for my keys I found that the weed fairy had left me a surprise!

by odinsraven13 January 5, 2008

The Pierogi Fairy

For Every Pierogi eaten you get a dime. The Pierogi Fairy leaves Dimes on the Water Meter in The Basement.

Hey Kits go see if da The Pierogi Fairy has left any dimes on da meter.

by Dl562 March 4, 2011

the nit fairy

the nit fairy is similar to the tooth fairy..in that- it comes to visit you- fairly unexpectedly... BUT ...that's where the similarities end...'the nit fairy visiting' ...is a pikey way of saying..'my kid is riddled with nits!'

'dont put yer head too close Tyson....Our Chelsea has got the nit fairy visiting'

by chelsea's mam July 16, 2009