lookin for love in all the dong places

When a women goes from man to man trying to find love and all she gets is dick what a dumb broad always lookin for dong in all the wrong places

That bitch is either on her phone texting or bar hoppin with the mentally sick or on skankbook shes lookin for love in all the dong places hey dumbzilla whats up meet ya later at the loser pub for a ale ill buy ya drinks and we can bang and make retard babies

by shannon motowakan February 18, 2012

Suck the Dong Bong

There's a thing called a dong bong - it is a beer bong with a penis on the end of it where you put your mouth. So if you want to say something really and truly sucks you say that they suck the dong bong...because it is humiliating.

Melissa: Have you heard of that band, Fall Out Boy?
Annie: Oh yeah man, they suck the dong bong.

by NatashaSmiles July 2, 2009

Hit from the Dong

When you hold the penis in your hand like a bong and light the pubes on fire with a match or lighter as you suck the guys dick

Matt: Linda took a hit from the dong.
Jimmy: What is that?
Matt: She sucked Pat's dick and lit his pubes on fire when she sucked!

by ON THAT SHIT May 10, 2011

Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!

by lewbacca August 26, 2015

All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis

Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor

by Shadmyre February 14, 2020

drain the dong

Sucking a guy so hard that you completely drain him of semen.

Girl one: Can you drain the dong?
Girl two: Oh, yea! I'm so good at taking it all.

by Scarlet95 May 11, 2016

Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.

Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.

by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019