Crank the Tank

Verb: A conspicuous way of asking to have a hit of your mates hoon/tronax at work or school (or parties).
Synonyms: hit the vape, have a toke, "fuck your wife", schlomax the tronax, wang the schmang, have a hoon.

Bro 1: Yo im feening so hard rn can I crank the tank?
Bro 2: ye bro but its like 20 nic so its lowkey shit
Bro 1: shot g time to go N block bathrooms

by Ciggybutt-brain March 12, 2022

crank the chill

It’s a saying that means whatever you are doing your just take things easy

Yea I’m just cranking the chill trust

At measure 60 we’re getting lost in the sauce, you need to crank the chill ya?

by Kuya._vince October 20, 2022

crank the dank

A term used when referring to smoking weed.

"Yo me and tim are finna crank the dank layer, you down?"

Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.

by In the can June 6, 2016

crank the yank

Another way of saying jerking off masturbating

Cole was in the bathroom cranking the yank. Crank the yank jacking off

by Wile-e coyote January 9, 2017

Crank the mustard

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.

Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?

by Jcfire233 November 9, 2017

Crank The Dog

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017

The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.

Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!

by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020