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The Brown Special 

A daring pile of nachos with fine decorative veggies and the waiter goes in the back to place a large piece of dump in the middle of the platter right below sight under the lettuce. It is typically enjoyed in France and by most annoying people who are tricked into tasting the big nasty. enjoy..jerk
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"Dude do you want to go make The Brown Special and serve it in your little brother's skating party."
"Hold on, the fat guy's still making it in the bathroom"
"I bet you can't finish it :) "
"You're mom said she'd take one to go? ..."
"When i grow, up I'll have my very own brown special :D "
"Would you like some extra corn?"
The Brown Special by El_Conquistador December 29, 2011
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The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan
Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light

The Brown Spongebob

When a women poops in a sponge and rinse it into her husbands mouth. When this is completed Daily it can create a build up of shit in ones appendix.
Jeremiah loves The Brown Spongebob from his wife
The Brown Spongebob by Cooluser67 November 14, 2025

the brown light saber 

after inserting your penis into a persons booty, you wave your penis around in a circular motion while saying "I am your father"
Dude I gave that girl a the brown light saber after watching the trilogy last night.

The brown goat stretcher 

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.
We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now

The Brown Birthday Suit 

The Brown Birthday Suit - On your birthday, your partner holds a lit birthday candle in their mouth. You sing happy birthday to yourself (because there's a candle in your partner's mouth). After finishing your birthday song, you blow out the candle with a forceful diarrhea spray. Usually, it happens at the height of the birthday celebration.
My mom wanted to give me the brown birthday suit, but I got her to give it to my dad instead.

The Joe Brown Special 

A sexual act in which the male stimulates both the female vulva and areola (nipple) simultaneously using only his fingers and tongue
Hey do you bang that hot chick from the bar last night?

You know it, The Joe Brown special too

No Way!