Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 16, 2009

Take it to the barn and ring the bell

Synonym phrases:

"Let's wrap this up"

"Let's finish this out"

Well, I think it's time we take it to the barn and ring the bell.

by Pandagirl13 November 17, 2016

Cat on the barn door

People named Jack with a Mullet

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful

by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022

pack the barn

To fill up a stadium or field’s fan section for a game or competition

Game at 8, pack the barn.

by jahutch1226 October 28, 2019

Taken roughly in the barn

Alfresco lovin' in a building normally used for housing farm animals (hay optional). Phrase commonly found in country "romance novels". Popular hobby in agricultural areas in England.

Friend 1: Have you seen that new glass barn?

Friend 2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to be taken roughly in that barn. It might shatter.

Friend 1: Hey, what's the happy haps?

Friend 2: Not much, got taken roughly in the barn last night.

by Springgay May 31, 2011

Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.

Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....

by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009

cleaning out the barn

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy

Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.

by SmooveDog May 22, 2011