The Australian Boy 

The Australian Boy is a person you’ll meet one day and act like a complete dumbass. But once you get to know him, you’ll find that he’s also stupid. He will try to go to hogwarts by shooting paper balls through a straw and pretending that their spells.

Friend: Who the hell is that?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: Why is he being a dumbass?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: He must be The Australian Boy
Me: That makes more sense.
Friend: Yee

The Australian Boy by The French Male April 10, 2019

The Australian cunt hierarchy 

There is the hierarchy of cunts in Australia, starting from the bottom which is a gay cunt which is used in a derogatory way, next is a sick cunt which is a very high honour to receive and means you are loose, cool and people love you. At the top of the Australian cunt hierarchy is mad cunt. If you are a mad cunt you are the best thing to ever come out of Australia and if you're a mad cunt you definitely get laid at least twice per day.

"Old mate Stefan chugged three crates of piss ands doing free lap dances"

"No way. Stefans mad cunt!! He's at the top fucking rung of the Australian cunt hierarchy."

The Australian cunt hierarchy by The_maddest_cunt37 May 4, 2020

The Australian Lumberjack

The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth

Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend

Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack

Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about

The Australian Lumberjack by Sink cum November 1, 2020

The Great Australian Sausage

The move can be used when applying a bun as a sausage on the mans penis, the femal then proceeds to give the man a blowjob while eating the bun, going deeper and deeper until she eats all of the bun

"You hungry love?"
"Fuck yeh"
"Want to give The Great Australian Sausage a go?"

The Great Australian Sausage by Anal4lyf December 3, 2015

the Australia 

When you are in the middle of eating a clit and you bite it off, thus resulting in a bloody mess, a breakup of even the cops

Carl: hey Jim, you ever think about how Urban Dictionary is really going downhill? I mean, all you see nowadays is people making up words about their friends or some nasty sexual act
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot

the Australia by dumb_cunt_with_aids May 28, 2018

The Australian Hot Dog 

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

The Australian Hot Dog by Yunita537 March 11, 2020

The Australian Way 

Setting low targets, then taking credit for meeting and beating them in a canter off the back of the effort of others

We will meet and beat our emissions targets, it's the Australian way (lol)

The Australian Way by D. Bear October 27, 2021