The Alphabet

a: pure pain
b: pure joy (bingus)
c: end my suffering
d: dick
e: epic gamer fornight swag MLG moment
f: pay respects
g: homie, bro, one of the boys.
h: heil hitler
i: pure shock like i-
j: just jizzed myself
k: ok
L: lose
m: tasty yummy suck suck mmmmmmmmmm
n: n-word
o: surprised pikachu
p: i gotta pee
q: posh way of saying k
r: retard
s: sex
t: spill the tea
u: you
v: im a pure little virgin boy
w: win
x: x marks the spot or thats it or correct or bingo
y: why
z: ima go sleepy sleeps now bye

hey bro, what does j mean in the alphabet? i just jizzed myself.

by A Fake Fat Sunny February 20, 2021

The alphabet

It’s fucking explanatory! If you don’t know what it is then you are fucking dumb you dumb piece of shit.

Bitch why the fuck are you still scrolling?!? THE ALPHABET IS JUST FUCKING LETTERS!!!!

by Autumn_22 October 23, 2020

The alphabet

It’s fucking explanatory! If you don’t know what it is then you are fucking dumb you dumb piece of shit.

Bitch why the fuck are you still scrolling?!? THE ALPHABET IS JUST FUCKING LETTERS!!!!

by Autumn_22 October 23, 2020

The Alphabet

1.All the letters typed in the correct sequence,
literally forming ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Why would a person in kindergarten spend like 26 days to learn THE FUCKING ALPHABET?

Kindergartener: Great I'm going to learn the alphabet
Parents: yay

by [UsernameHere] March 8, 2021

The alphabet.

Let me make this as clear as I can. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Now I know my ABCs, next time won't use sing with me?

by Some guy who is alive July 16, 2005

The Alphabet Boys

FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, IRS, ICE, DHS. The Feds. The alphabet boys come for you when it becomes obvious that you're slinging dope, killing fools, cookin' the books, jumping the border, collaborating with terrorists, or doing other illegal shit.

Shit Lorenzo, we gotta get the coke in the truck, torch the stash house, and move it to the new spot. I just got tipped off that The Alphabet Boys are coming down for a raid.

by Howimetyourgrandma April 16, 2020

The alphabet people

Slang used to refer to people of the LGBTQ community

Guy 1: Are you gay?
Guy 2: nah man im not a part of the alphabet people

by tuhp May 10, 2021