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The AKG

A person that is blessed with all knowlegde of everything in this world....
Tami asked her boss Dave G. for help. Dave did not have the answer and said "call Mark, he is The AKG....he knows everything"!
by Dadda August 11, 2008
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The Akram Slap

When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.
I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap
by Hani Akram September 24, 2019
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Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.
"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."
by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021
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The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
by GLiTcHflux August 31, 2006
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The Creature aka Smeagol

That one friend one likes that does the following...
- UGLYIER THAN A BLUE WAFFLED COVERED IN SHIT
- Resembles the creature named Smeagol
- Stays silent the whole time when he is with you...so silent that you won't even know until he does the CREATURE SCREEEH (will be defined next)
- Creature Screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
- Plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard nigga in front of his few friends
- Has a Creature Cave
- Can't bench more than the bar ITSELF
- Cusses like a PUSSY ASS PUNK BITCH FUCKER that got neutered to prevent the spread of Creatureism
- Weighs less than 90lbs
- Circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
- You will Nickelback or Creed when he is near
None can be given about The Creature aka Smeagol. Last time it was nearly hunted to extinction . At least one must present to serve as example of what to avoid becoming.
by Reverend Gucci August 9, 2012
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The Greg aka "The Boss"

The Greg: When your so fucked up that you have been getting head for a half hour but you cant cum so you tell that bitch to supple on the end your penis while you masturbate into her mouth.
I was a fifth deep in whiskey and i couldn't cum so i gave that slut The Greg aka "The Boss"...told the slut to put her mouth on my penis as I rubbed one out down her throat. Then I made that bitch sleep on the floor.
by sonicmolly4 December 12, 2010
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the ferret aka the mastermod

the best WP mod ever with the uncanny photoshopping ability, with the slyness of a fox and with a heart of gold
the ferret aka the mastermod? oh yeah! he could spot a sockpuppet just by glancing at the userbase list.
by DarMar November 9, 2019
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