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that's what you said

Similar to that's what she said, but much more useful because it works in any situation. When you say this to someone else, it will most likely confuse the other person.
Anuj: I ate curry last night.
Tomo: That's what you said!
Anuj: Um... Yeah I did?

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich 

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.
So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

That's not you 

To tell a person that what they're saying or doing is so unlike what they usually do or what they are. Not typical of one's known traits or behaviour patterns.
Eg., A Robin Hood in modern times, a celibate madam of the house, and finally, a priest who doesn't ask for money.
Bob : "I have a bottle or two every night...of soda."
Rob : " That's not you, mon!"
Bob: " ... And whatever else that goes with it. Rum, when it's windy , vodka, when it's not."
That's not you by sanaryamni October 27, 2014

That's What You Sound Like 

to mock a phrase or sentence by repeating said phrase or sentence with a sarcastic tone accompanied by the word, That's What You Sound Like.
"I don't know you guys, I really don't think this is a good idea"

"I dont know you guys blha blah blahahahlala... That's What You Sound Like, Bro"

And that's when you shave your lama 

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.
Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

That's not you 

You can't pull it off. That doesn't look right when you do it. You look stupid when you do that. It doesn't look right on you.
Bob: "I'm gonna go dance with that hot chick over there."

John:"Dude that's not you."

Bob: "why not?"

John:"Because you can't dance."
That's not you by LexiInCharge October 27, 2014