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Thameslink

That's a bit Thameslink.
by NickM999 June 11, 2018
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Thameslink

The name of rail franchisee in the UK, operating under a management contract who fail at the most fundamental operational areas of business such as employment of enough staff.

A euphemism for when an upcoming event or situation that is advertised to be a huge success yet anyone with opposable thumbs could have predicted would result in a fuck-up of epic proportions then proceeds exactly as planned creating a shitstorm beyond all human comprehension.

The situation concludes with all involved and responsible for the entirely predictable shitstorm then attempting to bodyswerve any responsibility by blaming the situation onto many unpredictable factors such as the sun rising in the morning and snow falling in the winter time.
Jesus fucking christ, I went for a look inside that Chernobyl reactor and took some fuel rods as souvenirs and now I'm told I only have 3 days to live, that all went a bit Thameslink.

I really didn't like that movie so I kept watching it to see if the ending would change and the hero wouldn't die? - That's a bit Thameslink to think the ending would change.

Officer, I did not buy cocaine, it must have gotten blow into the window and landed on the table in a line like that! - You expect me to believe that? How Thameslink do you think I am.
by Angie Dull June 11, 2018
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thanls

a synonym for shoe. can also be slang for armpit fat.
ex: #1
branden: nice thanls!
leah: thanks bp, i got it from payless!

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branden: how can you tell?!!! It’s the thanls, isn’t it.
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Thamishka

She's the girl you want to be. She brings good vibes. She's a very beautiful lady. She believes that her wishes will be made. Her dreams will come true and her prayers will be answered. She someone that people look up to.shes independent and works for what she wants.
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JAKE: BECAUSE SHE'S A THAMISHKA
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Thamsanqa

Someone one is lucky to have.
A person who calls 50 times a day just to check whether you are okay or not.
Someone worth waiting for.
HEADMASTER of clowns.
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I have a Thamsanqa in my life
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Thamiso

A really dumb, slow or stupid person. Sometimes defined as an uneducated individual.
He's such a thamiso, he couldn't answer a simple question.
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Whoopton-Upon-Thames

A lovely little town on the River Thames, in between Kingston and Chertsey. Frequented by patrons of a comedy club in the Royal Borough of Greenwich, at the recommendation of comedian John Robins as he introduces the last acts of the night during the Sunday Special. It is common practice to make copious amounts of "whooping", as one might expect, upon arrival in the area of Whoopton. Those who can only master clapping and cheering are not granted passage to this charming riverside town in Surrey.
"So, team, we've master the clapping, we've got the cheering down. I think now it's time for us to take a trip to a lovely little place I call... 'Whoopton-upon-Thames'" - John Robins
by LikeAChap February 8, 2013
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