A Tracket is a piece of attire favoured in the Northeast of England, which is crafted from the finest grade tracksuit cotton and fashioned into an evening jacket, forming the iconic: Tracket. It is perfect combination of relaxed style and street cred needed when purchasing vodka for the local high school kids (of course at a premium; a Tracket collection does not pay for itself!) or when needing to convince a bouncer that you are worthy of entering the local discotheque, despite it being the stage of the night when you don't even know your own name. With Tracket on, it’s Bruce Wayne, player!
Functionality is also paramount in the Tracket’s appeal in that the expense and time wasted lining up for North East England’s only dry cleaner at which Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne’s caravan of England 1990 World Cup shirts are perpetually being cleaned, is not lost as it is washing machine (delicate-cycle) friendly. This puts you: Tracketer - owner of the tracket - in control and right where you wants to be; on the tiles and throwing the kind of shapes that only 12 pints of Stella on a Tuesday night and the flexibility of jacket fashioned out tracksuit material can let you perform!
“No ladies, my mum did not sew this for me... a mother of 12 in China did for Topshop. Oppression for £100 fits like a glove on an iron fist!”
Functionality is also paramount in the Tracket’s appeal in that the expense and time wasted lining up for North East England’s only dry cleaner at which Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne’s caravan of England 1990 World Cup shirts are perpetually being cleaned, is not lost as it is washing machine (delicate-cycle) friendly. This puts you: Tracketer - owner of the tracket - in control and right where you wants to be; on the tiles and throwing the kind of shapes that only 12 pints of Stella on a Tuesday night and the flexibility of jacket fashioned out tracksuit material can let you perform!
“No ladies, my mum did not sew this for me... a mother of 12 in China did for Topshop. Oppression for £100 fits like a glove on an iron fist!”
Dave: The police locked me up last night...
Jim: Was is it because you were drunk on the street, cursed relentlessly at that group of boy scouts, before kicking a guide dog and telling its owner to watch where they were going?
Dave: No, it’s because I was wearing a Tracket.
Jim: Snap, lucky you didn’t have double denim on also, or that would be a 10 year stretch!
Jim: Was is it because you were drunk on the street, cursed relentlessly at that group of boy scouts, before kicking a guide dog and telling its owner to watch where they were going?
Dave: No, it’s because I was wearing a Tracket.
Jim: Snap, lucky you didn’t have double denim on also, or that would be a 10 year stretch!
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exhibit A: the "i'm just a lazy piece of shit so i dont want to work out" kind of thick
exhibit B: the "i have a boyfriend so i can eat whatever i want now and play mad sex games so it doesnt matter what i look like" kind of thick
exhibit c: the "I drink way too much beer and am a loser so i dont want to work out" kind of thick
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and finally, exhibit E: the AU NATURAL THICK GURL. can be found on your local street corner
there are several kinds of thickety thickness:
exhibit A: the "i'm just a lazy piece of shit so i dont want to work out" kind of thick
exhibit B: the "i have a boyfriend so i can eat whatever i want now and play mad sex games so it doesnt matter what i look like" kind of thick
exhibit c: the "I drink way too much beer and am a loser so i dont want to work out" kind of thick
exhibit D: the "i want to be a video vixen and be on the cover of a mixtape called Matrezz Muziic so i want to be thick" kind of thick
and finally, exhibit E: the AU NATURAL THICK GURL. can be found on your local street corner
... oh shit that girl's THICKETY THICK.
guy 1- daaang look at dat azzz... she is so THIIICKK.
guy 2- naw dude she is more than dat, that girl is THICKETY THICK.
guy 1- daaang look at dat azzz... she is so THIIICKK.
guy 2- naw dude she is more than dat, that girl is THICKETY THICK.
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"Beef Thicket" While strolling the aisle of your local supermarket you suddenly hit a wall of odor that makes the air taste thick and impenetrable, not unlike having your path obstructed by a row of thick thorn bushes. As you pass through the described area you will state " phew, beef thicket" and quicken your pace.
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