When your friend or enemy texts you a picture of their new, freshly-laid poo that they are overly proud of--like a brand new baby.
"That jackass texturded me after he ate nothing but corn and beans the night before. Christ, it was like an 18 inch Baby Ruth bar!"
"Really Luke?! You woke me up at 3am to shit share a picture of that corn laiden turd?!"
"Really Luke?! You woke me up at 3am to shit share a picture of that corn laiden turd?!"
by apkitz April 18, 2010
Get the Texturd mug.An Instagram image that shows a particularly nice texture. Often composed of contrasting textures of different materials, that may combine natural textures, such as tree branches, with man-made ones, such as a bricks or rocks.
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I met a girl on tinder who claims she is a texturetarian.
She won’t eat anything with a chewy or slimy texture like meat or oysters.
She won’t eat anything with a chewy or slimy texture like meat or oysters.
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Get the Texturey mug.When someone cuts themselves in a specific place to the point where the skin has a different texture than the rest of their body.
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Get the Skin Texture Pack mug.The outer surface of the vagina (folds, flaps, etc.), only noticeable when one is wearing tight fitting clothing.
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