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Texturd

When your friend or enemy texts you a picture of their new, freshly-laid poo that they are overly proud of--like a brand new baby.
"That jackass texturded me after he ate nothing but corn and beans the night before. Christ, it was like an 18 inch Baby Ruth bar!"

"Really Luke?! You woke me up at 3am to shit share a picture of that corn laiden turd?!"
by apkitz April 18, 2010
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texturelicious

An Instagram image that shows a particularly nice texture. Often composed of contrasting textures of different materials, that may combine natural textures, such as tree branches, with man-made ones, such as a bricks or rocks.
Love that shot, it is so texturelicious!
by MacroSh00ter May 15, 2018
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texturetarian

A person who does not eat certain foods based on their dislike of the foods texture.
I met a girl on tinder who claims she is a texturetarian.

She won’t eat anything with a chewy or slimy texture like meat or oysters.
by ACUITZRA June 12, 2020
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Texturey

Wow this purse is really texturey”-kiya
by Ppj June 27, 2020
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Skin Texture Pack

When someone cuts themselves in a specific place to the point where the skin has a different texture than the rest of their body.
Dude, that Emo chick just added a skin texture pack
by Depressed77 November 12, 2021
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textureous

It was a very textureous wallpaper.
by Squeakers321 March 5, 2004
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texture

The outer surface of the vagina (folds, flaps, etc.), only noticeable when one is wearing tight fitting clothing.
When you wear that spandex to practice, I can see your texture!!
by Apple Jones July 24, 2008
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