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Testimony

A beautiful girl, not too tall
Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty
Testimony,your sister she's very cute
by anonymous November 28, 2021
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testimonial

the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace).

however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.
Here are some examples:

Standard myspace comment:
3/22/2006 8:02 PM

Hello my brazilian friend.

Standard hi5 testimonial:
Hey dude. Yeah, I hadnt come up with the words to say it but I want to tell you that you are a kickass friend. You always hear me whine about life so much, and I really appreciate your patience and wisdom. Im really grateful that I got to know you (even if the first impression sucked) because you've turned out to be one of my best friends!
by humans are scary June 11, 2006
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Testimony

A beautiful girl, not too tall
Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty
Testimony,your sister she's very cute
by anonymous November 28, 2021
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testymony

An irritably-voiced court-statement.
Any witness who gets unwillingly dragged out of a more-pleasant/palatable locale to make verbal statements in court is bound to give a "testymony" at least some of the time!
by QuacksO December 9, 2021
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Testimony (name)

Testimony (name) : An extremely dark male of Nigerian descent. Commonly infatuated with items like fried chicken, kool aid, and white girls. Testimonys are natural born athletes and will mention the word “red flower” in every one out of two sentences. Trained by running from lions they are good at every sport.
What type of person names their kid Testimony (name)?
Testimony (name) came straight from the village.
by NiggaWithFortyDollars November 15, 2017
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testimony payments

Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor".
A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments.
by QuacksO December 25, 2018
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Testicomey

A testimony that takes balls
James Comey's testimony against the president took balls to stand up to a dic-tater , it should be known as a testicomey
by Retrospectacle June 8, 2017
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