by Joshhhxo April 13, 2020

Some one who is a deer in true nature, loves kitty crushers, black curly hair most of the time. Like the stars, music, and theatre, a deep, sensual person.
by Fetchgirlxoxo December 9, 2012

When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette.
Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton"
Alex "go wash your hands"
Alex "go wash your hands"
by TimHasMilkDudTitties October 15, 2021

by icanfeelyoucringing December 22, 2016

Straight out of fort myers flordia.
An ugly bitch inside and out who thinks that just because she has money the world owes her something. She talks over you because she loves hearing her own voice and what you have to say doesn't matter.. Someone who makes anyone who comes into contact with her want to off themselves.
An ugly bitch inside and out who thinks that just because she has money the world owes her something. She talks over you because she loves hearing her own voice and what you have to say doesn't matter.. Someone who makes anyone who comes into contact with her want to off themselves.
by Trutuspeaks June 21, 2016

Straight out of fort myers flordia.
An ugly bitch inside and out who thinks that just because she has money the world owes her something. She talks over you because she loves hearing her own voice and what you have to say doesn't matter.. Someone who makes anyone who comes into contact with her want to off themselves.
An ugly bitch inside and out who thinks that just because she has money the world owes her something. She talks over you because she loves hearing her own voice and what you have to say doesn't matter.. Someone who makes anyone who comes into contact with her want to off themselves.
by Trutuspeaks June 21, 2016

After the rat in Charlotte's Web, it's a person who is a jerk, but will do good for their own selfish purposes
1: Did you see that guy over there helping with the can drive?
2: Yeah
1: He's only doing it to get extra credit
2: He's such a templeton
2: Yeah
1: He's only doing it to get extra credit
2: He's such a templeton
by authorgjh November 3, 2017
