Tempest

The most beautiful girl in the world. She captures the essence of gorgeous in its entirety. She's everything you want in a girl and more. You couldn't find a girl better than her. She's the love of my life.

Talking to Tempest will keep you smiling the whole time.

by damiannn November 24, 2009

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A constant problem. Fuck you, Tempest.

“God I hate Tempest so much. Why can’t he just talk normally?”

by Herberbth March 10, 2021

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Tempest

Used to describe a guy that capitalizes every word in text just for satisfying himself, while making others way harder to read his text.

Stop capitalizing every word, you’re such a Tempest.

by 1named April 7, 2021

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Tempest

An arcade game originally released in 1981 by Atari. Tempest was a vector-based arcade game designed and programmed programmed by Dave Theurer where the player would control a small ship that moved around in a wireframe tunnel destroying oncoming space ships. Besides being one of the most popular Arcade games of all time, Tempest also left a few urban legends in it's wake, one of which was Polybius - An early beta of the game which caused Vertigo and Motion Sickness, and was supposedly part of a government test to brainwash America's youth.

I played Tempest up at Pinball Pete's the other day. I lost quickly.

by E. Moran May 13, 2004

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The Tempest

A major ass stomping storm thats said to be due in the year 2006, prophesied by the Insane Clown Posse in their 2005 album The Calm. Apparently this storm is supposed to rip all the non-believers a new asshole with lightning that sets fire to water, flaming tornadoes, thunder loud enough to shatter brick walls, and all other manner of apocalyptic phenomenon.

Better watch the crop circles, cause the Tempest is gonna be one badass bitch.

by Nova June 14, 2005

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