telepathetic

The inability to abide by unwritten telephone etiquette.

Could also refer to technology deprived older people’s inability to operate modern smart phones.
"Sandy hung up on me! She's so telepathetic!"

Grandma's measage : "Could you please bring us a juicy dick?"

"I mean duck, damn auto-erect"

"Shit, Gran is REALLY telepathetic!"
by IcySpeedQueen January 24, 2014
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telepathetic

(tel-e-pa-thet-ic)
-adjective

1. When two or more people acknowledge the other's discovery of humor in something that is absolutely serious, of course, without the utterance of anything but a chuckle.
Through telepathetic acknowledgement, an inevitable giggle sounded from the two when a paraplegic entered the room.
by Hellaphunt September 18, 2008
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telepathetic

The opposite of reading someone's mind. When somebody assumes you know what they mean, when actually, you don't.
Somebody asks you to get them an ice cream, and you bring them a scoop of strawberry on a cone. The person responds, "Strawberry?... You know I like chocolate, and I eat it in a cup..." You respond "Sorry, I can't read minds, I happen to be telepathetic."
by A Man Named "H" March 01, 2010
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telepathetic

The state of being when one attempts and fails to communicate via telepathy.
"I was trying to communicate with you telepathically, but I was failing miserably, and it was telepathetic!"
by Sylvermonk November 28, 2007
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telepathetic

having extrasensory perception, but with low accuracy; may be used as a noun or adjective; a hybrid of the words telepathic and pathetic; telepathetical is also commonly used and accepted.
Bree: Wow, I just had deja vous.
Rebecca: What? Your mom is getting fatter? That's not deja vous.
Bree: Whatever. Your mom is fat too.
Rebecca: You're totally telepathetic!
by ImBeckala@hotmail.com October 15, 2006
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telepathetic

Someone who abuses telepathy in unbelievably stupid ways generally as a pathetic attempt to drive someone crazy "not in the know" about the average person's general disposition to do things as moronic as that.
Culture is like a psychic retard with a pinwheel laughing endlessly at the majesty of their ability to make the pinwheel work over and over again. The whole thing is rather telepathetic.
by insideoutupsydown January 26, 2010
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telepathetic

The state of being so pathetic that everyone else can see the aforementioned condition without even having to ask.
The progress of mind reading to this day is telepathetic.
by cadaeus November 18, 2010
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