The Telegram

armed forces term referring to the telegram received by a family member informing them about the death of their relative during active service

"Mackall squinted ahead, trying to see whatever enemy vehicle the helicopters missed. It didn't have to be a vehicle. It just could be three guys with a missile launcher, and Mrs. Mackall would get The Telegram, regretting to inform her that her son . . . " - from Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy

by pseudok May 23, 2010

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to go Telegram

means to suddenly reject all other forms of social media with the justification that "freedom of opinion is violated". Is often associated with conspiracy beliefs or people discussing "alternative facts". Since there is a lack of community guidelines on Telegram, these people feel especially comfortable spreading b*llocks on this platform.

You heard the breaking news?
Michael Wendler has just gone Telegram.

To go Telegram gets increasingly popular during a pandemic.

by piet3.14159 November 22, 2020

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Montana Telegram

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.

Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram

by montanas expert May 21, 2011

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Telegram me 👉

Typical Youtuber impersonators that you'll see in famous tech Youtubers and any famous Youtubers related to tech (example: Max Tech, MKBHD, etc). But fortunately, Google made the Youtubers' profile pictures visible before you open the replies if they replied directly, so you can see if they're actually replying to you instead of the impersonators

Usually uses many emojis. If they're using phone numbers, they use alternate number letters or emojis to write the number to prevent anti-spam detection

The examples. It should be like these. Alternate names: Text me on Telegram / TELEGRAM@:

(Username)
(Comment)

Telegram me 👉 (*insert Youtuber name*)
Thank you for watching and commenting my video. I have something for you...

Text me on Telegram 👉 (*insert Youtuber name*)
...

TELEGRAM@ (*insert Youtuber name*)
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by PuniUwUCute November 3, 2022

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