TEG

Trans Exclusionary Gay Man, a Gay male that will only date or have sex with a born Male.

That TEG will not date me because I am a Trans Man.

by pornstitute October 15, 2021

to $teg

to lavishly enjoy luxurious and upscale goods such as an aged single malt, handcrafted cocktail and/or fine cigar and services like a hot stone massage in a cultured and classy manor, while wearing hand-made clothing garments and jewelry worthy of a duke's wrist.

"He has been $tegging it up lately, enjoying many a fine cigar."

"He plans to $teg during his trip to Spain."

by The NL June 11, 2014

Tegging

Toe-pegging

Someone shoved a toe up your ass? Tegging🥜

by Yeahyeahkid August 8, 2021

Tegs' Dad

An entity with powers which surpass all known Gods on Earth. Tegs' Dad cannot be titled, Tegs' Dad must be addressed by name only. The abilities of Tegs' Dad are limitless and it is only Tegs' Dad who can maintain balance in this world.

I went to the casino and Tegs' Dad gave me a 75% chance to hit red on roulette.

by Scott I binked him April 8, 2009

Teg big

Going bigger than 'big' in an extraordinary way!

Dude 1: Are you going big, or Teg big?
Dude 2: woah, I'm not crazy enough to go Teg big, I have work tomorrow!

by Connected Living G September 19, 2019

Teg Head

A person who roams around the grim pastures of local inner city environments, wearing un-appealing jewelry i.e sovereigns, so called "bling!" also wearing trackies, sport wear, and rockport hiking boots. also wears designer caps at 75 degrees from their scalp! other names include: scallies, neds, chavs, ratboys, skanks, scavs, some of the female species wear hoop earrings that touch their shoulders and disgrace the name of Burberry, which is a beige tartan, they do this by buying all there hats and accesories in this pattern!

"look at those fuckin' Teg Ed's over there!"

"Woah that Teg hed must be well hard, he just picked that fag end off the floor and started smokin' it!"

by Mark Vernall July 22, 2004

Teg

An expression of complete hilarity; crying with laughter and finding something very funny whilst also being alarmed by it and it also involves a certain degree of guilt in the process

“Oh my god I’m teging” when remembering your friend who broke a bone after reading fic

by Molx November 30, 2021