texism

The use of an illogical argument as a means of mind/behavior control through severe confusion and frustration. Also the use of false stupidity as a means of controlling peoples mind through frustration.

Tex is constantly playing mind games with people, using his texism to frustrate them.

by Analytical Wreck February 28, 2015

ted-ism

A compleatly random comment said at an innapropriate time or place

"oh thats one of them hookers right?"

Talking about the "hook and leader" method of introducing an essay

by Tessmer June 19, 2006

Tedium

Latin for bored/boredom. English for an awesome ninja guy.

1. I'm in a state of tedium.

2. Holy shit i heard Tedium was a ninja.

by LahFonduh Shahneyney Deedra November 30, 2010

tedsmother

Tedsmother is a very cool tiktoker who is also teds biological mother

Tedsmother said to ted "would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games. OR unlimited games, but no games"

by Theseus Lma0 September 10, 2021

tedioma

Where the steady annoyance of tedium grows into the social disease of extreme mundane dullness to a point which compromises sanity as you struggle to find something more interesting to occupy your mind.

"I'm a mail sorter by day and an envelope stuffer by night. I spend all day moving paper around, I'm like a human converyer belt ffs"

"That sucks man"

"I had a dream last night that I was at work stuffing envelopes. This shit is taking over my life, it's killing me with pure 24/7 tedioma"

by up-down-left-right April 17, 2009

TEOism

A cult, led, worshipping, and commanded by The Evil One
Doesn't hand out rewards, pays shit and works it's followers like dogs.

All hail TEO! God of random noises!

by Wicked B April 19, 2005

Tedisode

An episode of the tv show How I Met Your Mother that heavily features the annoying Ted Mosby character.

Dammit, it's a Tedisode this week... What else is on?

by Plowage October 28, 2010