technophiliasticity

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.

My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.

by En Al Vee March 5, 2021

Technophenia

Technophenia is a condition in which a techno geek exhibits rapid changing technology fan boy enthusiasm for the latest technology fad before moving on and bashing that same technology.

Often found to be an early adopter of social media sites and as quickly deleting their account only to return again when new functionality is introduced.

The term is a tribute The Who's classic rock album Quadrophenia and the protagonist Jimmy's four personalities.

Robert deleted his Facebook account again, he has technophenia.

by RBsWords August 23, 2012

technophoria

n. (tehk-no-FOR-ee-ah)

The high you get from purchasing the latestt and greatest high tech gadget.

(A shout out to the Spyentist who helped me engineer this.)

"I was overwhelmed with the sense of technophoria when I bought the latest BananaPhone 5000".

by dorkusmaximus November 2, 2011

technophiliac

someone who has sexual intercourse with machines

alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac

by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010

Hemorrhagic Technophilia

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010

Technophobia

A person who is afraid of Technomusic, goes into a trance when hearing such musics.

Joe had Technophobia, after he hears techno music, he goes into a trance and dies from a heart attack.

by Hwang October 20, 2003

Technophilliac

Someone whose life depends on possession of latest and best digital devices.

Her husband was a technophilliac! He would buy electronics with the baby's milk money...

by MisBeaHaven September 3, 2010