Technical Debt

Incurred by opting to do something the quick and dirty way rather than following the best practice and standard practice for the sake of obtaining a working solution in less time

Boss: I need these 4 pipeline deployments ready by next Friday.
Me: Okay, the only way I can get that done is to incur some technical debt by not following our usual process.
Boss: Understood. Lay down as much pipe as necessary to get the job done.

by tipsyjojo November 12, 2016

Technical Tap

The act of hitting an (inanimate) object to make it function correctly.

Just give it a technical tap. That shit should work.

by Nate_the_Great9er May 5, 2010

im not technical

an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.

For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.

John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

by mordzy2 March 31, 2011

technical friday

A technical Friday is the last day of the work week in which you have Friday off.

Today is Thursday but it is out technical Friday because we have tomorrow off!

by marx99 June 13, 2019

technicolor eyes

Gorgeous eyes, eyes with alot of color detail.

Girl 1: That kids got a killer smile.
Girl 2: screw his smile look at his technicolor eyes

by Emy-Status March 12, 2007

technicolor yawn

Colorful term for vomit

After eating ten plates of lasagna, I did the technicolor yawn.

by sala January 17, 2003

Loch Raven Technical Academy

A middle school located in Towson, Maryland. The majority of the students are black, and more females attend the school than males. It has four magnets, all of which take no talent to get into. Most of the teachers are annoying and fake, though if you don't piss them off they can be super tight with you. There are LITERALLY fights once a week at minimum. If you walk in the hallway while classes are in session, you will most likely see ghetto girls twerking and making music videos on their phones or dumb ass boys talking so incoherently that it is no longer english. Between classes, you'll always get bumped into in the halls by some weirdo doing the Naruto run or have someone try to break your ankles by cutting in front of you. The school has a few cliques: the weirdos who eat grass and pick their noses, the edgy teens who wear black lipstick, the nerds who dress up like furries and draw pictures of anime characters, the cocky boys who think they're cool because they made a good rebound in PE the class before, and the ghetto ass girls who snap at each other and have nails so long they could stab someone with them, and the norms who just wanna get their three years over with and leave. The school has a lot of fucked up flaws, but don't worry. If you're about to or currently attend LRTA, you'll learn how to survive in the school in no time and come out being the most street wise freshman. If you do it right, you'll make friends who will make your years at Loch Raven memorable.

Scenario 1:

Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"

Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."

Scenario 2:

Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."

by Melly_Jelly July 13, 2017