techn9ne

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by TONY C October 13, 2004

techninja

A person who can use anything to fix almost anything. But lacks the formal training to be called a technician.

Hey man my battery went dead on my car. Oh its cool ill fix it, I'm a techninja!!!

by jasoueax respoueaxon April 30, 2009

Nike Techian

Nike Techian is great I love him :)

E.B.: Nike Techians eyes are so cute.
E.D.: No they are not.

by Elinuka April 15, 2023

techwank

A term used in website development to describe constantly searching for and implementing literally any new and interesting sounding library of code (usually javascript) they can find on the internet because it's "cool".

It generally solves a non-problem that previously took 5 minutes to do by hand by doing it in 3 minutes, at the cost of alienating anyone unfamiliar it and taking several weeks to implement and an inordinate amount of time to maintain.

Young cool hip tech companies with names like Wankr love both writing and consuming these code libraries, which are often incomplete, buggy, poorly maintained, or constantly in need of upgrading as new versions come out.

Dude check out this code library, it lets you show images on a website using 6 less keypresses!

Oh shit it's written by just one guy, we should completely spend the next 2 months rewriting all our systems to use this.

*both developers fondle each other vigorously*

Project manager: Keep it in your pants, I'm sick of all this pointless techwank

by NibblyPig June 29, 2022

Technate

The term Technate was originated by Technocracy Incorporated in the early 1930s to describe the region over which a technocratic society would operate using thermodynamic energy accounting instead of a price system (money) method. All resources and industry of this land region would be used to provide an abundance of goods and services, within a sustainable ecological context, to its citizens under the program Energy Accounting.

The European Technate

According to technocrats, a technate cannot simply be set up anywhere like a modern-day country; it has several requirements that must be met in order for it to operate:

There must be sufficient natural resources.
There must be an existing industrial and scientific base from which to operate the Technate.
There must be a sufficient amount of trained personnel for its operation.

"I live in the North American Technate"

by ThomasAndel1611 June 1, 2022

techanic

n.

Anyone who works with or has expertise in anything technical. Techanics, much like their sibling the 'mechanic', are placed in situations of similar power with regards to screwing you over monetarily without you even knowing.

Most of us have a techanic we go to that we can trust when we have questions about building a website, or buying a computer so when we go shopping we won't get gouged on the prices.

I went to best buy to purchase a new computer, but the techanic up there just kept trying to sell me features I didn't think I needed, and quoted me a $2999 on a new basic system!

Josh, my techanic, says Web 2.0 is overrated.

by lazyeye78 April 15, 2009

technonazi

A person or firm who takes a technology idea and makes a product out of it, make it appear that it is their original idea, make it proprietary, make people think that it is the only way to go (the others are uncool and socially unacceptable), and sell it for far more than what it is worth.

Apple is a technonazi.

Aryans is to Mac as Jews and Gypsies is to everything else.

by grubs1 April 9, 2009