Teboned

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.

Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.

by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011

Textnapped

When you are brought into a group text without your knowledge or permission. Also could be called a textnapping.

My girlfriend and her sister textnapped me.

by Knoxvillecop November 9, 2019

textnapping

When you are trapped in a group text without your knowledge or permission. Also see textnapped.

My workmates put me into a long group text. I was the victim of a textnapping.

by Knoxvillecop November 9, 2019

teben

all guys named teben will be gay for guys named ted. its just how it is

" Teben Lonumba stop being gay!! "

by nibletnugget April 8, 2022

Teboner

(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner

Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner

by A non mous December 20, 2008

textnsex

To use a smart-phone to text your booty call instead of having to talk to her. Don't want to hear that annoying voice? Text her some ascii roses ---->--->--@ and turn on the charm.

Send one text to multiple women in your contacts list to secure some action for the night, possibly back to back.

Textnsex right to the chase instead of yapping all night to just one female. A few texts throughout the day such as "hey baby", "how was your day", and "are you drunk, I'm cummin over" will get you laid likity split.

I'm going to textnsex Kate when she's wasted tonight to get that booty-call.

I should textnsex a few girls later so I'm guarantee some bedroom action.

by Benjamus Prime (ЯR Kzoo) January 6, 2010

textnotized

being stuck walking behind someone texting as they stop, slow down, speed up and weave their way down the hall making it almost impossible to get by them.

Did you see that guy walk into a glass door cuz he was textnotized?

by cparm66 August 31, 2011