Teaseaholic

Created from the words tease and alcoholic,
this is a girl who has a problem with repeatedly leading guys on that she doesnt like at all. Usually more than one at a time. The only reason being that she wants attention and is a total Douchebag. This often results in many people hating her guts after realizing that she is just a shallow, attention hungry Liar.

Guy #1- yo whats up, did you see marina last night? she was all over me man. i think she wants me.

guy #2- Nahh son. dont be fooled, she is a Teaseaholic.

by hajji man January 14, 2009

Tealeaf

Thief. From cockney rhyming slang.

"Oi!!! Get back 'ere you 'kin tealeaf!!"

by killer whale April 7, 2005

teahead

Beat slang for someone who smokes a lot of marijuana.

The Mexican jooks were full of teaheads in those days.

by 23skidoo January 22, 2009

Teaneale

A name for the most awesome girl ever. A girl who is constantly thinking about others and never herself. Good looking, kind, selfless, and funny. Loves surrounding herself with close friends and always enjoys life.

Teaneale is the best girl you know

by damgirl March 10, 2015

teasealicious

When a person is fun, funny, has an easy going manner, open, cute either looks or personality, or has quirky mannerisms, it is easy to flirt and tease them....so these kinds of people are teasealicious. These kinds of people also like to tease and like being teased. Sometimes the teasing borders slightly on being sexual but it never totally ever goes there. It's a way of having fun.

My friend from Spain is fun and funny and loves to flirt. He is also a really nice guy. He is teasealicious....especially when he mispronounces English words such as pumpkin...'punkie'

by reb8 January 29, 2010

teatard

someone who thinks a tiny tax increase is tyranny. Also, one who thinks the best way to protest what they see as wasteful spending is to waste their money by buying teabags and sending them to someone who will never see them, nor will they ever be opened by anyone.

My teacher is a teatard, he tried to get us to "teabag the white house" the whole class burst into laughter much to his confusion.

by Rocky775 June 29, 2009

Teatard

A person who believes one or more of the Tea Party’s slant on today’s political issues. Many of their rants are so bizarre and without basis that they weren’t taken seriously until the movement had grown to an alarming collection of right-wing extremists, thus proving that the number of insane people currently residing in the US was grossly underestimated. Some of their more bigoted, racist, religious or homophobic beliefs include:
 Obama is a Muslim Socialist and is not eligible to be president because he was born in Kenya.
 Obama is going to take away their guns.
 If Republicans gain control of the House, Obama should be impeached.
 Repeal the 14th Amendment so being born in America won’t mean automatic citizenship.
 Obama’s Healthcare Plan has a hidden ‘Death Panel’ clause so they can decide who lives or dies.
 16,000 IRS agents have been hired to jail people who don’t have health insurance.
 Abortion is Murder. Every unborn child has the right to be born and survive to the age of eighteen so he or she can join the military and kill other eighteen year olds that have different religious or political views than they do.
 Church and State should be one.
 Gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
 Evolution is a hoax.
 Creationism should be taught in schools.
 Global warming is a hoax.
 The Earth was created in 6 days and is 6,000 years old.
 Sarah Palin could become one of America’s finest presidents.

Man 1: I can’t believe that guy. He thinks Sarah Palin would make a great president!
Man 2: President of what?
Man 1: The United States!
Man 2: What? No way! He’s such a Teatard!

by Politic Ric October 27, 2010