Nice and pleasant small city 40 miles south of Boston. Contrary to other posts Taunton is an extremely safe city with a low crime rate. Its overall crime rate is well below the national average in every category. In fact crime is lower than cities its size such as Barnstable(Cape Cod) and Haverhill among other Massachusetts cities. No Ghettos!! These people need to drive 90 miles to Springfield or Holyoke to see "ghettos". This is Not an impoverished city like Holyoke or Lawrence. Convenience stores don't have bullet proof glass and No bulletproof drive-throughs at fast food joints. It might be a crappy place to some in comparison to the surrounding rural towns but to most its an above average small city.
by MoGedman November 18, 2012
A good city south of Boston. It may have it's bad points, but it is a city full of culture and history. Mainly influenced by Portuguese, Cape Verdian, and other ethnicities, it is a good place to live. There are always events going on for the different age groups in the area. If you don't live here, you don't know what it's like to live in Taunton.
Person 1: You live in Taunton?! That must be hell with all the gangs!
Person 2: Personally, I've never seen any real gang violence in person. It's a nice place to live.
Person 2: Personally, I've never seen any real gang violence in person. It's a nice place to live.
by Madame Livre Noir March 09, 2011
I’m getting laid tonight. I’m rocking my new haircut and a Taunton Tuxedo. Where the Brockton bitches at?
by Taunton Attorney May 03, 2018
by Bruno from Bad Larry November 15, 2007
Originally a term normally used in the UK by Medical Doctors for patients who may pass a sanity test in its strictest possible terms -a bit like the German cannibal that a psychiatrists recently deemed sane- but beyond that the person has declared open season on anything and everything that could be counted as reality.
The term is rapdly becoming the left/democrat equivalent of the 80's insult: 'Loony Left'
The term is rapdly becoming the left/democrat equivalent of the 80's insult: 'Loony Left'
The Adam Smith Institute may well all have the advantages an Oxbridge education may bring. However spending more than a couple of moments in in the company of any in thier entourage, it becomes immediately apparent that they are quite normal -for Taunton.
by irritant January 07, 2004
quite possibly the shittiest place to live in the state of massachusetts. it is full of drugs, gangs, and weirdos. just get out of there man.
by shnider December 06, 2007
The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.
Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"
Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."
Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"
Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."
Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"
by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018